my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
"Whoa Simmons???" The man turned to his fellow soldier, face heavy with concern. "What happened? Did you get the flu? Lay down, lay down and I’ll get you some water."
"I-I don’t know how it happened—well, I know, but…” She trails off there, leaning forward to cradle her head in her hands, fighting back the onset of hormonal tears. “P-people have needs, you know? And some people are better at fulfilling those needs than others, and then you fall in love with those people and you wanna spend the rest of your life with them and you think you can’t have kids because someone wrecked your lady parts when they took half of you out and replaced it with metal so you don’t worry about birth control and—” A pause, enunciated by a long, shaky sigh. If there’s anyone she can trust with this information, to not overreact and hopefully keep it to himself, it’s Donut. “And next thing you know, you’re pregnant in the middle of a fucking war. That’s what happened. I-I don’t even know if I can keep it, if I do I don’t know if I’m gonna miscarry or if it’ll be healthy or if I can keep it safe… I-I don’t know what to do… and I can’t tell him, Donut, I can’t…”
"That…. didn’t seem very smart on your part.." Donut continues to rub her back. How is he supposed to help this… It’s too touchy of a subject.. "Well, I mean..The blues had a kid in the middle of Blood Gulch, right? So…I mean, its possible." He lets out a small sigh. "Whatever happens though, you should probably tell the guy about it."